Sunday, August 31, 2008
Unbeknownst to some of you audiencey-types, I'm actually living in South Korea right now, and since this blog has experienced a rejuvination of sorts, I figured it was time that I make a post. I know, that destroys our entire scheme of 2 a month, but what the hell, it's September where I'm at. Actually, it'll probably post just fine when I actually finish this thing.
Anyway, so I know you all may be wondering what the hell a PC bang (pronounced BONG like the thing you smoke with) is, and I answer: A giant friggin' room where every korean person and their brother goes to play Starcraft. Okay, not just Starcraft, but WoW, Counter-strike, Portal, Lineage, Monster Hunter: Frontiers (that new MMORPG only in Asia) and so on. It's like the gaming nerds wet dream.
And who wouldn't be friggin' impressed with it? I mean, its like 20+ computers all LANned up and loaded with everyone's favorite shoot 'em, kill 'em, build and destroy 'em games, all for 1000 won an hour. Ah, that's the catch isn't it. Yeah, it costs you $1 every hour, but who wouldn't shell out a buck an hour to kill, maim, and utterly destroy their best friends in the most humiliating way possible? I don't know anyone. I mean, if you think about it, how much does it cost you play a game of Street Fighter at the arcade anymore? 50 cents, a dollar. And how long do you last? Two minutes, maybe three if you're lucky.
But lets say WoW, CS, and Starcraft just aren't your thing? (What the hell are you doing in a PC Bang then) Well, you can still use the computer for T1 speed internet access to check your email, chat with your friends, or generally just surf your favorite sites. The best part about a PC bang is that there's also food somewhere in the room that you can munch on for a small fee. At some of the higher scale places, you can even order it from the computer and have it brought to you when its done being microwaved, cooked, or taken out of the fridge. They just charge it to your bill at the end and WAM! you've had yourself a good old time.
Now, I know a PC bang doesn't technically fall under our category of stuff we talk about here at Nerd Evolution, but it is the place to be if you are a PC gamin' nerd, so I thought it was pertinent to discuss. I mean, if I were taking a trip to Korea (psst which I am) I would like to know where I can get my relatively cheap gaming fix.
So, I give the PC Bang an A+ for freakin' awesomeness.
Oh, and I give the food at a PC Bang a C (be careful, some of it will kill you)
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Episode 2, Dnd Movie review
...... IT SUCKS MAJOR.
It violated our brains and our chasity.
One liner notes:
Sexual Tenion rod of Dragons
Blue Lips loves his master
Cg is Cg
Jailbait = more CG = Ow Brain
Man Eating Scrolls
Random Purple Guy
Masks are worse the CG
Better time = Brick to Important places
Better Movie = kill cast + Hire Monkies
Queen Elizibith wana be *beep* *beep* *beep* GO AWAY
Where did the blood go....?
Where is the creepy Ear tenticle?
Writers tased then shanked
NO SOURCE METERIAL WAS USED
Oh thank you sweet embrace of death
Edit out the scenes that make sense
Our Conclusion, Makes more sense as a porno
F- on both sides
Dnd Movie 2 Wrath of the Dragon God
Oh the sweet embrace of.... wait this is a better movie
Guest star Steven Lynch
Where is the five headed Dragon of freaken Doom
first of all this is a much better movie. That doesn't make it a GOOD movie but it's a better movie.
Go reading your sourece meterial
So we actualy enjoyed this movie, it was fun and it was exciting, it was your standard fantasey movie but it is standard. It was fantastic after watching the first one.
The Blood was back
we gave it a C and a C+
Sorry Agian for the crappy notes, they will improve as I get used to doing this
Now for a moment of Happiness
Kosh and Nick
Now lets start with Nerd Evolution Episode one
lets start off by saying OMFG I sound terrible....
however I need to suck it up and say hey this is a decent start.
Our E-mail is NerdEvolution@gmail.com
So episode one is a review of Bubblegum Crisis
with guest starts from Star Craft
Theres not much I can say about it that was not said in the review, My show notes will get better but right now I have alot of backlog so I wana get this out there but show notes will imporve as I do them durring the creation process, so once agian forgive me